Initiation

It is with great contempt that I find the motivation to exact a spot on the internet in order to present my thoughts in a clear and concise manner to the masses. No secret to those that know me, I persist in this vilest of worlds out of mere spite more than any forlorn hope for a better world. My angst, however, has gotten the better of me, and driven me to do this; the admittedly contrived and clichéd approach for internet publishing: blogging. I am no fan of bloggers, as they are, for the most part, pretentious, know-it-all intellectual elites who place themselves on a pedestal over the common man (nevermind the raw irony that the blogosphere gives voice to the common man, and that bloggers are nothing more than that; common). Not one to proclaim myself innocent, I am indeed myself a pretentious, know-it-all, intellectual elitist, with a dash of asshole to boot. Regardless, it is with great disdain that I resign myself to the blogosphere, so that my voice too can be drowned out by the wild diatribes of others. And so, my blogging days begins with quiet resentment, for myself and everyone else.